OK, easy song for anyone to learn. Its sung to the tune “Frosty the snowman.”
I don’t know if it originated with Larry the cable guy, and made its way into hash circles, but it suit. Here’s a video clip if you need the extra help: youtube.
Donnie the Retard (tune of Frosty)
Donny the retard,
Had a watermelon head.
He was 5 foot 3,
and he said to me,
I like cookies…