Masterbated (Last night)

RECORDING (kinda close to what’s sung…)

Last night, I stayed home and masterbated,
It felt so good, I knew it would.
Last night I stayed in bed and masturbated,
It felt so nice, I did it twice.
Should’ve seen my on  the long strokes,
Up and down, way up and down.
Should’ve seen me on the short strokes,
It tickled the crown, just tickled the crown.
Smashed it, bashed it, slammed it on the floor,
Wrapped around the bedpost, slammed it in the door,
Some people prefer to fornicate!
as for me I’ld rather stay home and master-BATE BATE BATE!!!

Additional women’s version:
Last night I laid in bed and masturbated,
It felt so good, I knew it would.
Last night I laid in bed and masturbated,
It felt so nice, I did it twice.
First, I gave it the short strokes,
Around and round, on my mound.
Then I gave it the long strokes,
Way in and out, way in and out.
One finger, two fingers, three fingers, four,
Vibrators, dildos, so happy but so sore,
Some people think that fornication’s very very grand,
But for satisfaction, I’d rather use my hand!

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