The 1537th running of the Yongsan Kimchi Hash House Harriers (ooooh-up!) occurred on the morning of January 16, 2016. Before trail, Flo entertained two virgins by being completely beet-red embarrassed from being forced to explain what a package check was to Lights’s mother(who is a staunch, proper Catholic saint, btw). He also couldn’t refrain from blushing each time he cursed like the low-down wank he is.
Lights Classroom ACTION! laid an amazing trail of whimsy and checkbacks, leading the pack through the frigid morning snow. The circle was completed in record time by Flo and Lights to avoid hypothermia and the inevitable enemy of frostbite. Our FRB was ICUP, who was an unapologetic racist because “there’s beer here.” Bringing up the rear was Triple T for being late. Hashit was lovingly, but deservedly, given to Mommy for fucking up all our songs. Seriously, boy, get your life.
Next run will take place on January 23, 2016, at Seoul Forest.